Date Everything!

Date Everything! is a hilariously surreal dating sim where romance knows no boundaries—because you’re not limited to people. Here, your potential partners range from kitchen appliances to abstract concepts, each bursting with personality and a story worth exploring. Through smart humor, heartfelt moments, and wonderfully strange scenarios, the game invites you to see everyday objects in a whole new light.

Love Stories You Never Expected

Armed with the mystical “Dateviator,” you gain the ability to perceive and communicate with the hidden souls of objects. Your cozy apartment becomes the setting for countless encounters, where your fridge might confess its dreams, or your couch might reveal a hidden rebellious streak. Every object has its own emotional arc, and your actions determine whether your relationship ends in love, friendship, or outright animosity.

• Love: Build deep bonds that unlock tender and sometimes hilarious bonus scenes.
• Friendship: Share wholesome moments without romance, proving not all connections need sparks.
• Hate: Burn bridges with sharp dialogue choices or total neglect.

Meet the Quirkiest Cast Ever

From over 100 fully voiced characters, each is crafted with unique quirks, dialogue, and branching storylines. A few memorable faces—well, surfaces—include:

• Larry the Lamp: Warm and bright, but with a habit of shining the spotlight on himself.
• Dicey the D20: Lives for chance encounters, literally letting fate decide conversations.
• Fridgefred: Keeps cool under pressure but hides a frosty temper.
• Tess the Desk: Organized and supportive, with a knack for keeping secrets.

Your Choices Shape Every Outcome

Dialogue options aren’t just for laughs—they impact your long-term relationships. Achieve enough rapport, and you’ll unlock the ability to “Realize” an object, transforming it into a human form for entirely new interactions. This twist adds emotional depth and unexpected revelations that keep each playthrough fresh.

• Multiple Paths: Explore unique endings by choosing different romance targets.
• Replay Value: Experiment with choices to uncover hidden scenes and transformations.
• Custom Protagonist: Set your name and pronouns for a more personal experience.

By blending absurd comedy with genuine connection, Date Everything! turns the strangest premise into an endlessly charming experience. Whether you’re wooing your microwave, befriending your potted plant, or arguing philosophy with your toaster, this game promises a whirlwind of emotions and laughter with every click.